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Burn Book Matches

Burn Book Matches

Regular price $14.99 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.99 USD
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I heard that Dawn Schweitzer has a huge ass. These matches are for the sad old drug pushers, the girls that like to make out with hot dogs, and those of us that are just too gay to function. Designed to look and open like an actual book and even features the FUGLIEST slut of them all on the inside cover! Designed by A Shop of Things in Nashville, TN!

Comes with approximately 35 2" red-tipped matches! Measures 1.5" x 2.5"

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